Lampoon Men Under Fire From Women: For Breaking Too Many Hearts

After recent reports and controversies, Lampoon Men have struggled to deal with an increasingly antagonistic reputation on the Harvard campus. It seems that their behavior has not adapted to the changing times as they face numerous damning condemnations from the women of Harvard. These young men are under fire; for breaking too many hearts.

Lampoon President, Nicholas Hrundlungh, had this to say:

“Yeah well you know how it is these days.”

Lampoon President, Jack Stovetop also had this contribute:

“I guess, yeah, that’s just how it is.”

Upon interviewing a few women on Lampoon staff to hear their perspective, they all rolled their eyes and said, in unison: “Boys rock!”

Is this bad? Nobody can say for sure, time will tell, as well as history, as well as the comment section below.

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  • I can't believe that Lampoon Men Under Fire From Women: For Breaking Too Many Hearts!!!

  • Hank Chut Jr., you are such a brilliant writer.