A Freshman Got A Handjob At Mather Lather: The Crimson Speaks With The Other Freshman Who Jerked Off Watching This Happen

​The Harvard experience comes in many forms.

The Harvard experience comes in many forms: someone might get a handjob at Mather Lather, someone else might just get to watch and jerk off, and someone else might just be the stupid freakin’ Crimson reporter who has to write about it.

“Is—Is that what you did it with?” I asked, motioning to a family sized bottle of lubricant on Daniel Reed ‘22’s desk.

He waited a moment before responding. “Yes,” he said, slowly, “But it’s empty.”

“Oh dear, I didn’t want you to—I mean—not here—” I responded immediately, slightly embarrassed.

“No–it’s, it’s actually ok.”

“Ok.”

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