CONTROVERSY! Bee Club Discovered to be Named After Confederate General Robert E. Bee
In a stunning revelation of the deep roots of racism in Harvard’s most cherished institutions, the all-lady Bee Club has been discovered to be the namesake of decorated Confederate Army General Robert E. Bee.
Acknowledging Need for Change, Harvard Faculty Deans Change Name to "Washington Redskins"
Oh the times, they are a-changing. In 2016, the Harvard House Masters changed their titles to “Faculty Deans” in order to avoid language that carries connotations to slavery. But this wasn’t enough.
No A Capella Shows for a Full Year? Seeing the Upside in a Pandemic that left 60,000 Americans Dead
Listen, I’m a glass half full kind of guy. This coronavirus thing has been pretty bad, sure, but at least I haven’t had to sit through a single goddamn a capella show in the last 18 months.
Spee Courtyard To Serve As Soup Kitchen During COVID-19 Outbreak, Closed To Non-Members.
In our darkest days of despair and anguish, as the novel coronavirus rages and rampages through our hearts, minds, and bodies, a light has finally shown through.
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Texas Club of Harvard Celebrates "One Last Abortion"
Yee-haw! Harvard’s Texan population is getting excited and getting on their feet at one final chance for women from the 45th most musty state in the Union to exercise their rights as free, autonomous individuals.
Divest Harvard Disassembles After Finding Out How Much Fun Oil Is to Play With
DIVEST HARVARD, the student organization whose protests urged Harvard to divest from fossil fuels, closed their doors this summer. This decision was spurred when an oil tanker capsized in Brentwood, where 94% of the Divest movement was quarantining, leading to an oil-soaked good time.
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John From Annenberg Forced to Cover Up Pepe Tattoo
This fall, John from Annenberg (“John”) was finally asked the question we’d all been curious about: Would you please cover up that gigantic, horrifying tattoo of Pepe The Frog smack dab in the middle of your fucking face?
Harvard Student Lost in Adams Tunnels Emerges to Find World Ravaged By Coronavirus
Jack Trent ‘23 emerged from the Adams tunnels after two-and-a-half years to find the world ravaged by climate change, also coronavirus.
Here's How David Kane Can Redeem Himself (Hint: It's a Funny Vest)
The Harvard Public Opinion Project has released some very interesting survey data at the start of this September. In their annual polling of youth age 18-24, they found approximately 76% of respondents said “yea, sure,” when asked whether it would help to improve Harvard Preceptor David Kane’s image if he were to put on a funny vest.
No A Capella Shows For a Full Year? Seeing the Upside in a Pandemic that Left 600,000 Americans Dead
Listen, I’m a glass half full kind of guy. This coronavirus thing has been pretty bad, sure, but at least I haven’t had to sit through a single goddamn a capella show in the last 18 months.
Spee Courtyard To Serve As Soup Kitchen During COVID-19 Outbreak, Closed To Non-Members.
In our darkest days of despair and anguish, as the novel coronavirus rages and rampages through our hearts, minds, and bodies, a light has finally shown through.
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