Every House as a Taylor Swift Era or Some Other Dumb Fucking Bullshit

Here at Flyby, we’re all about making connections! That’s why we knew someone needed to match every Harvard house to its corresponding Taylor Swift era or some other category that would appeal to absolute fucking dipshits.

Dunster: Red

The dome on top of Dunster is red, as is the clock, as is Taylor’s 2012 album Red.

Lowell: Speak Now

Home of the Lowell Russian Bell-ringers’ Society as well as the most insufferable yappers you know, Lowell is all about speaking, right now, even when absolutely no one asked.

Winthrop: Reputation

Reputation means tactically going radio silent when you are publicly accused of racism.

Quincy: Fearless

In the classic “You Belong with Me” music video, Taylor peers directly into the boy next door’s house for several hours every day. Guess what? Quincy House also has windows.

Kirkland: Midnights

Midnight is when they do “the Choosening,” apparently.

Currier and Cabot: Folklore and Evermore

I don’t know the difference, and I believe there is none.

Pforzheimer: The time Taylor got interrupted during the 2009 VMAs

When Kanye took the stage for the ‘Best Video for Female Artist’ award, he made it clear to the world that he didn’t respect Taylor and that nothing she had to say mattered.

Mather, Adams, Leverett, Eliot: 1989

By process of elimination, these houses all correspond to Taylor’s other album, 1989.

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